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maliciousmelons:

Justin Bieber is disturbing me on whole new levels
schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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